the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
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pffft that’s so funny i can just imagine her not knowing this at first and just trying to find places to nap but after figuring it out she makes it her mission to nap in the most bizarre places. they find her on top of a very high shelf that no one should have been able to get on top of, on a couch but underneath all the cushions, right in front of a door?, and in a room that was supposed to be lock and no one knows how she got in (turns out adora and glimmer are in on it and help her out from time to time)
Monedas molonas
When I first saw the coin with the tiny sword, I didn’t know it was a modern piece, or who made it. It’s nice to see an attribution for Roman Booteen’s work – it is amazing and he should be known.
so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.
Thor: This is odd. Titan used to have 3 moons. Now it only has 2.
Tony: Oh, yea, that’s cuz Thanos threw one at me.
Steve: Say what?
Tony: Thanos threw a moon at me.
Steve: I… he… he threw… what happened?
Tony: It broke. I didn’t.
Tony: I told him not to do it again.
